…IN AID OF THOSE AFFLICTED BY SHORT-SIGHTEDNESS!
A new and special appeal fund has been established to assist FETID leadership’s affliction; chronic short-sightedness. Read on to find out how you can DONATE!
Head of the appeal, Dr Jolly Mangina, released the following statement:
For a while now FETID leadership have suffered from an inability to see the bigger picture. They seem to believe that being in bed with a loose cannon is a proper brill idea. The fact of the matter is, when VWUT get bored, blues get bummed in face.
We have teamed up with some… anonymous… True and Valiant Heroes of Dudreda in order to deliver "vision correction services" to the fumbling FETID leadership. Time is short, just like their leadership’s genitalia.
Captain James T Whatever (FETID’s Autonomous Mouthpiece) said:
“Cuck?! That’s funny right? LOOK AT ME GUYS! AM FUNNY.”
VWUT’s defacto CEO, Quix Unar had this to say:
DONATE TODAY BY SENDING A PALTRY SUM OF ONLY 50,000,000 ISK TO:
Dudreda Real News Corp Inc Ltd
Dudreda VI – Moon 12 – Republic Fleet Assembly Plant
Independent Republic of Dudreda
The vision correction services will then be arranged.
But wait… there’s more!
For every donation over the cost of say… one barghest hull, we’ll throw in this
EXCLUSIVE Je Suis Uncle’s Playhouse T-Shirt!
Show your support and don’t delay, donate today!